Me as a parent
all you need to fucking know about weather in california
"ARE THOSE CLOUDS?"
gaga: *wears a hat with stuff hot glued on it*
lil monsters: OH. MY GOD HUNTIES!! SHE IS LITERALLY FILLETING YOUR FAVES HUNNY WHEN WILL YOUR FUCKING FAV? SHE IS OUT HERE ENDING CAREERS SLAY BITCH! *shoves 4 bottles of FAME perfume into prolapsed anus*
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch
Do you think people send nudes to team snapchat
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*